I have ideas

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

(Source: larvitarr)

(Source: sausagesfordinner)

mortal4tobias:

If you ever visit Australia then just know that this is how you eat Vegemite.

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

(Source: daretoloveyou)

“this butt… is the best butt.”

(Source: natama-men)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

(Source: marauderspygmypuff)

the-science-of-procrastination:

nagasakiscryingout:

acehearts-4250:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…

.-.

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drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!